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Just wrote my next two hundred jokes: cats are jerks
Hey! It is my birthday. I’m gonna go to sleep now!
Thanks for reading!
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↓ TranscriptJae and Maria walk through the front doors of the animal shelter.
JAE: Helen’s not a terrible boss, she’s just really - set in her way.
MARIA: Yes, that makes me feel great about my job prospects here.
Now inside same doors.
JAE: Naw, don’t worry. She’ll like you. We always need help, but she never advertises positions or asks for volunteers. She like, doesn’t believe in not paying people, but she doesn’t want an influx of college kids applying for jobs.
MARIA: I’m a college kid.
JAE: So am I, but she likes me. She’s worried they’ll think it’ll be easy money to play with puppies. She’ll like that you’re political and stuff. Means you care.
MARIA: Thank you so much, Jae. Even if I don’t get the job, you don’t know how much this means to me.
JAE: Don’t worry about it. And you’ll totally get it. People like you.
Bowser the cat leaps onto Maria’s head
MARIA: BUUUUH
JAE: See? Bowser loves you already.
A very happy birthday to you!
Happy Birthday! And LOL, cats!
happy birthday to you!
Happy Birthday! and yes, cats are furry little demons. and yet somehow we still love them.
Happy birthday! You rock worlds.
Happy birthday! Enjoy your nap.
*crosses fingers for Maria to get the job*
Happy Birthday! Love your comic. Sending validation your way.
Happy birthday!
Happy Birthday!!!!
Happy Birthday RJ!
Cats make the second-best alien facehuggers in the world. (The best are rats.) Happy birthday!
It’s caturday caturday gotta get down on caturdaay. Ps happy birthday!
Happy birthday and thanks for the comic! ^_^
Bowser? As in, Mario Bros?
Happy (belated) Birthday! And many happy returns!
Happy Birthday!
“Bowser” is going on my list of Next Cat Names, right after “Impunity” and “Colm Meaney.” (Yes, that’s right.)
(Hir nickname would be “Chief!”)