Y’all, Conbust is THIS WEEKEND. My table is in the same room as Randall Munroe’s! Y’know, the dude who is the first result when you google “webcomic”. I’m going to go panic and try and get ready.
Maria and Wren walk across campus. Maria looks annoyed and Wren looks concerned.
MARIA: Uuugh.
WREN: Maria, are you ok?
MARIA: I’m just embarrassed. I’ve never been kicked out of a library before.
WREN: No, I kind of meant… in general.
MARIA: Oh. Well… I guess not. Since we got here, it’s just been... hard. Living alone and being – lonely, literally and figuratively, you know? And... the fact that it took you this long to notice is... hard.
WREN: I am the jerkiest butt. I’m really sorry, Maria.
MARIA: Naw. Remember Steve? Fourth grade? Wouldn’t let him touch my hair, so he put a bug in it?
WREN: Oh yeah. That kid was a total butt!
MARIA: The jerkiest.
The Jerkiest Butt should be a game show or something
WHO IS THE JERKIEST BUTT
LET’S PLAY TO FIND OUT~!
the drawing of wren in the last panel, staring off into the past, it great.
pikamidge, I thought that was nearly all reality TV