RJ: Hey everyone! My Valentine’s Day present to my cohabitater was to do a thorough apartment cleaning, which was time consuming – so I’m here with Joss Whedon Puppy!
JWP (off-panel): I’m not coming out. This holiday is a sham.
RJ: Oh, come on, you’re our adorable mascot! They’re all gonna love this.
JWP (off-panel): Ugh. Fine.
JWP is a cupid. He looks angry, and RJ looks amused/enamored.
JWP: This is degrading.
RJ: Hey, why do you have two sacs of arrows?
JWP: Well, these are the falling-in-love kind. The others are just regular arrows, but I call them the “Joss Whedon touchâ€.
Actually, Cupid or Eros did have two different arrows, arrows of love and arrows of hate. The hate arrows were the antidote to the love arrows. So it’s perfectly reasonable that Joss Wheadon puppies would have two different arrows.
Joss Whedon Puppy is adorable even when he’s being all surly and violent. Will wonders never cease.
Actually, Cupid or Eros did have two different arrows, arrows of love and arrows of hate. The hate arrows were the antidote to the love arrows. So it’s perfectly reasonable that Joss Wheadon puppies would have two different arrows.
Haha! AND you said Valentimes. Nice.
It should be noted that a container for arrows is called a quiver.
Quiver! I totally knew that at one point.