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A lot of computer problems today, so here’s the comic early, just in case everything EXPLODES.
So, the internet was out the whole time I was making this, right? So I kind of made up what instruments look like, and also what Slash’s hat is supposed to look like, and also what Luna Lovegood has a necklace made out of, and I am in DISBELIEF that the Luna thing was the thing that I got the most wrong. They’re bottlecaps there, but apparently they’re supposed to be CORKS. OF COURSE. I only have the Sorcerer’s Stone in my apartment right now on accounta how I have too many books.
Oh, by the way: the word Hufflepoof pretty blatantly stolen from LGBT Laughs, and I can’t find the entry but associating Slash with slash was planted in my head by Garland Grey.
Thanks for reading. Go post on the forums and stuff. Love, RJ.
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↓ TranscriptANNOUNCER: Ladies, gentlemen, and gender blenders - our special guests, Unicorn Rodeo, will take the stage in just a moment. First, give a warm welcome to our opening act. Here all the way from Hogwarts, it’s Oliver’s Wood!
HERMIONE STRANGER: Hello MCU – I’m Hermione Stranger! On the drums tonight is Lusty Lovegood – to my left, our bassist Harry Squatter, to my right, our guitarist, Slash. Our first number is called Hufflepoof. One two three four –
HERMIONE STRANGER: The sorting hat didn’t say Hufflepuff / but I wish I was in Hufflepuff / cause if I was a cute little Hufflepoof / maybe you’d hold my hand! / Cause Hufflepuffs get hugs and kisses / from all the cute lil misters and missus / and if I was a cute little Hufflepoof / maybe you’d be my friend!
HARRY SQUATTER: Is that cute femme checking me out?
SAM: Is Harry Potter checking me out?
Never commented before, but queer wizard rock is the BEST IDEA EVER.
Seriously, that and Sam and Harry Potter just made my day. Thanks!
I LOVE IT.
I love Garland Grey! Nice shout out!
no harry no, read the siiigns
green dress + blonde hair = OBVIOUSLY SLYTHERIN
If I had planned this better, Sam would definitely be wearing Ravenclaw colors.
Wizard Glam Rock, queer or otherwise, would be pretty dang awesome.
What are the lyrics to “Hufflepoof”? 🙂
Tsunami Jane – it’s in the transcript! For your convenience: The sorting hat didn’t say Hufflepuff / but I wish I was in Hufflepuff / cause if I was a cute little Hufflepoof / maybe you’d hold my hand! / Cause Hufflepuffs get hugs and kisses / from all the cute lil misters and missus / and if I was a cute little Hufflepoof / maybe you’d be my friend!
So I am new and fully in love with this comic, of course. Commenting on this particular one because – blegh, “Ladies, gentlemen, and gender blenders.” Drag shows are eternally binary-spectrum, cheers for androgyny and those sorts of non-binary id’s and all, but I always feel extra erased and invisible because neutrality, not legible. I am not blending some preset genders or something, I am neutrois and unhappy with drag’s lack of appropriate non-binary signifiers. D:
Advocating strongly for “gentlefolk”! And reading onward, because hearts.
Yeah, “and gender blenders” is not something I would say myself, but it is the kind of thing that shows up at drag events. I like gentlefolk a lot!