SAM: Hey, they’re setting up for the live band - let’s go get a good spot!
MARIA (eyeing a cute human): You go ahead, I’ll be there in a minute…
CUTE HUMAN: Hey, sorry if I was staring. I haven’t seen you around before.
MARIA: I live off-campus.
CUTE HUMAN: That’s cool! Are you having a good time?
MARIA: Totally!
MARIA: I like your outfit. We match!
CUTE HUMAN: Yeah, I guess we do.
CUTE HUMAN: But you totally should’ve come in drag, man! You’d make a hot queen.
MARIA: …great.
This is why I hate drag events 🙁
she can’t catch a break 🙁
Oh no! (sadness)
Finally. I was wondering when you’d get around to Maria’s sexual persuasion.
Oh man, sooooo heartbreaking. I totally know that feeling. Sheesh.
My heart breaks for her. Poor Maria.