Maria and Wren are looking at Maria’s computer in her home. Sam enters.
SAM: Hey crew, did you get your roommate assignments for MCU?
WREN: Sure did, Maria’s getting the scoop on hers right now…
MARIA: Oh, man. There’s like a hundred people on Facebook named Casey Reyes, and none of them list Massachusetts College University under their schools…
WREN: Well, technically she doesn’t go there yet. My turn!
Wren sits at the computer, Sam looks over her shoulder.
WREN: Ok, favorite movies… Saving Private Ryan, The Notebook, wow, generic much…? Her favorite books are… The Bible. That’s it? That’s it. That is the only book she ever enjoyed.
SAM: Let me see.
Wren talks to herself, Sam looks aghast at something on the computer.
WREN: That’s not, necessarily a doom signal, is it? Maybe she’s, like… a nun. But, one of those cool nuns?
SAM: AUGH!
MARIA: What’s the matter?
SAM (covering eyes): My future roommate just used MALL as a VERB!
WREN: Maybe, maybe she meant to write maul with a u? She was… “mauling it up with her girlzz�
Haha, I love that there’s a t-shirt request already.
A cis girl I went to high school with who I always thought presented kind of queerly recently posted on FB that they were told they looked like Rachel Maddow… and I was getting ready to comment and be like, “You totally do, and sweet now you know what a hottie you are” but then I kept reading and their reaction to this AMAZING COMPLIMENT was to say they were going to start growing their hair out immediately.
OBVIOUSLY I have been spoiled by queers and queer-friendlies in this regard and I just had no idea, because almost a week later it still does not compute that there are people in the world who don’t understand to look like Maddow is to be badass and awesome and smart and hot. Uh. And other stuff.
Only your new comic today could soothe my depression over there being no new Guild for awhile. Thanks!!
Without the mall/maul bit, sounds exactly like one of my friends.
*___* Can you have the next t shirt be Maddow is my homegirl? Pleasepleasepleasepleeeaaaseee?
Haha, I love that there’s a t-shirt request already.
A cis girl I went to high school with who I always thought presented kind of queerly recently posted on FB that they were told they looked like Rachel Maddow… and I was getting ready to comment and be like, “You totally do, and sweet now you know what a hottie you are” but then I kept reading and their reaction to this AMAZING COMPLIMENT was to say they were going to start growing their hair out immediately.
OBVIOUSLY I have been spoiled by queers and queer-friendlies in this regard and I just had no idea, because almost a week later it still does not compute that there are people in the world who don’t understand to look like Maddow is to be badass and awesome and smart and hot. Uh. And other stuff.
I also want that t-shirt. I may just make it myself. Thrift store trip this weekend for SURE.